Take One Drink When …
• Any trade is announced.
• Anyone on the TSN or Sportsnet panels looks down at their Blackberrys for more than a 5-second count.
• A player acquired is called “the last piece of the championship puzzle.”
• The Leafs War Room is shown.
• Pierre McGuire calls a player a “monster.”
• Pierre McGuire refers to a player by his full name (i.e. Alexander Semin, Steven Ott).
• Wysh gets any sort of airtime on Sportsnet’s coverage.
• Rick Nash’s name is mentioned (sorry).
Take Two Drinks When …
• Your favorite team makes a deal.
• A fake Twitter account dupes a member of the MSM.
• You fall victim to a fake Twitter account of a MSM personality.
• Any deal is announced after 3 p.m. ET.
• A player says he found out he was traded through TSN/Sportsnet.
• A player is reported to have waived his no-trade clause.
• Brian Burke is shown with his tie undone.
• A former GM on either panel questions the moves or lack of moves by a current GM.
• Darren Pang reacts to a trade with a “Holy jumpin’!”
Take Three Drinks When …
• The Philadelphia Flyers trade for a goalie.
• The total number of trades for the trade falls below Bovada’s over/under of 22.5.
• The TSN broadcast strays away from talking free agency and discusses other topics like what Canada’s 2014 Olympic team might look like.
CHUG IF …
• One network refutes a trade reported by the other.
• Wysh drops a Star Wars reference on Sportsnet.
• Rick Nash does indeed get traded.
